I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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