that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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