Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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