Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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