Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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