chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
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