did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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