if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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