I bet he comes in French.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
we're so committed to being not committed
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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