i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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