you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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