just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
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