would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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