Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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