My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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