Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
