how do flat chested girls get laid?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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