girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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