dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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