If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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