that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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