i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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