Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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