Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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