K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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