Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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