yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
