He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
No subtext here. People are naked.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
I forget how to act sober
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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