Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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