Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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