The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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