Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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