Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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