I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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