Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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