Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
i think i just lost a toe
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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