butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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