I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
You took a bar mat shot.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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