dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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