pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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