So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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