Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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