Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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