i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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