I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
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