with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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