Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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