I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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