Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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