i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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