clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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