At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I think i got beer on your cat.
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