she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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