yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
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