im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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