im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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